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The company IT guy turned to me and said, "I love Halloween. My girlfriend and I are, like, Goth..."



Without hesitating, I interrupted; "Terrific! My wife and I are Vandals. Prepare for battle."



This statement usually leads to laughter or dead silence. In this particular instance, it was DEAD SILENCE, followed by a "Uh, what?"



See, dear reader, I like to pretend I don't understand this whole Goth thing. I can just shake my head as my father used to do and mutter "oh, you kids and your black clothes..." and people will patiently explain to me what they mean by Goth -- as if I don't know.



It's not that I don't know; it's that I no longer care.

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xXxPaynexXx
17:00 Oct 24 2013

This...Made me bust out laughing. I would have loved to have seen the look on his face!

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Lylia
17:04 Oct 24 2013

Ohhhhh I have missed you! :D

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Nedra
17:25 Oct 24 2013

That is awesome - you HAVE to post his response. I cannot wait to hear it

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imagesinwords
19:49 Oct 24 2013

I feel like I'm related to you.

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DuckStar
20:39 Oct 24 2013

Love it.

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CryingDutchess
06:49 Nov 02 2013

Apathy is a beautiful and magical wonderland.

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sahahria
23:55 Nov 02 2013

You married the wrong woman oh e-soul mate of mine.



Wait, I deleted a zero... crap, now you have one on me.

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